i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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