I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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