Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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