I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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