I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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