I am in a vortex of obligation.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Randomize
