is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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