never play flip cup with pint glasses
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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