Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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