Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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