Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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