Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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