Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
My dick has a subreddit
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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