apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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