so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Randomize
