I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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