i barfeds in our rink
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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