we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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