mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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