You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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