Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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