I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
bring money and cleavage
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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