Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I need moral support for this bender
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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