That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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