Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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