I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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