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I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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