i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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