"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
ugly people sure do ruin things
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
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