are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I think people are normalizing furries
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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