Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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