just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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