I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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