They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
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