Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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