Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I want to make a zoo with you.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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