i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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