In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
He has the fingertips of a God
Randomize
