I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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