I'm gonna have a badass scar
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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