Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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