hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
please don't ironically join a cult
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