my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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