yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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