I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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