I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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