Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
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