how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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