i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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