Christians are straight up FREAKS
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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