Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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