If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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