Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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