why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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